Sunday, October 18, 2020

Thundercats Are Go!

Sung to the tune You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' by The Righteous Brothers

You never claw my face anymore when I brush your mane
And when you cuss me out, your roar just don't sound the same
You're trying hard not to show it
But Gary, you and I, we both know it

You've lost that Lion-O feelin'
Whoa, that Lion-O feelin'
You've lost that Lion-O feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, whoa-oh

Now there's no haughty look in your eyes when I reach for you
And you never satisfy when we do it like in the zoo
It makes me just feel like cryin'
You'd best scare 'em, cause your harem is dyin'

You've lost that Lion-O feelin'
Whoa, that Lion-O feelin'
You've lost that Lion-O feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, whoa-oh

Gary, Gary, you've built all your hopes on sand
You'll never be a lover, or friend, or even a man
Your act has grown stale, your pose, your play, your lame hackneyed farce
And all because your brains are up your arse

Gary-------------Gary
Gary-------------Gary
I beg you please------------please
Please............please
I need your hate..............need your hate
Need your hate............need your hate
So burp it on back............so burp it on back
Burp it on back............burp it on back

Bring back that Lion-O feelin'
Whoa, that Lion-O feelin'
Bring back that Lion-O feelin'
'Cause it's gone, zilch, zip
With your quivering lip, whoa-oh

Bring back that Lion-O feelin'
Maychance you need some healin'
And maybe later you could clean your ceilin'
'Cause there's spunk, spunk, spunk
And so many pictures of your junk, whoa-no

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So much schadenfreude! The old lion is well into middle age now. And anyone who has reached that point knows, the ole testosterone starts to plummet. Maybe some injections could get the old lion roaring again?